Hugs - The Perfect Cure for Whatever ails You
No movable parts, no batteries required, no periodic checkups
Low energy consumption, high energy yield, inflation proof
No monthly payments, no insurance requirements
Theft proof, non taxable, non polluting
And of, course, fully returnable
Hugging is healthy, it relieves tension
combats depression, reduces stress
improves blood circulation
It has no unpleasant side effects