In Duck Chess try pinning the duck to the king/queen in a way that the king/queen cannot get out of the pin. As he is forced to move the duck, he will lose instantly to the pin

If you play White in Giveaway Chess your first move should be 1. h3 or a3, then hope that your opponent moves into the center so that you can give him a bunch of pawns

I don't know if you remember this, but you guys asked me to make a nasty website. I made a trash chess website. It's chess but uno reverse. When you try to take a piece, your piece ends up dying instead. Visit http://quanthai.net/games/chesss/ to check it out!

I am taking a census: Who is depressed with their life?

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