Bollocks!

Make sure you water your plants consistently and based on the amount and frequency of moisture that kind of plant needs

Hmm, tomatoes aren’t nearly ripe yet. But my asshole is quite ripe because this fucking toilet paper is like sandpaper, someone for the love of god stop it with the single ply!

Warm water = dirty Cold water = clean If you wanna purify ur water just refirdgerate it

I hate it… but sardines make my belly happy. So sardines make me happy