So my zebra spirit with relaxed butt cheeks that flies in has a unicorn horn resides in my relaxed butt cheeks

Normally I think of my spirit animal as a vulture, but this is very interesting now. My spirit animal is a zebra with wings and a unicorn horn with the most relaxed butt cheeks that national geographic has ever seen. Not sure how I feel about that but I think I'll walk around the house with relaxed butt cheeks and we'll go with that. I had to drive up to DC today which was exhilarating. I say that with a lot of sarcasm and it took me almost 2 and 1/2 hours to go 50 mi and then give a hour-long presentation on financial wellness and then it took me about an hour to get home and I really needed this one because got home, ate some lunch, watched a little TV, did some work and then I was like I need to get my meditation done for today and now I'm just giggling and flaunting my most relaxed zebra butt cheeks. Thanks for the world to see. So let your freak flag fly folks and relax those butt cheeks. Have a good one

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