Hi am David - Best Copywriter in the multiverse...

Jun '23 (edited) in General

I've been here sometime and I realised I haven't done an an intro so here we go...

Hi there, I'm David, and I'm the best copywriter in the multiverse. Period...

Don't believe me? Just ask my puppy. He's very loyal to me. But okay, Here's why you should work with me:

- I write copy that sells like cupcakes. And who doesn't love cupcakes? They're sweet, fluffy, and delicious. Just like my copy.

- I write copy that's fun, engaging, and irresistible. I use humor, storytelling, and psychology to hook your readers and keep them hooked until the end. Or until they get distracted by a squirrel.

- I write copy that's original, creative, and unique. I don't use templates, formulas, or clichés. I write from scratch and tailor my copy to your brand, audience, and goals. And sometimes to my mood swings.

- I write copy that's proven and tested. I have a track record of success with some of the biggest names in the industry. Just ask me for some samples and testimonials and I'll show you. Or make them up on the spot.

So what are you waiting for? Hire me today and get ready to see your sales skyrocket. Or don't hire me and watch your competitors laugh all the way to the bank. The choice is yours.

But seriously, hire me.✉️

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